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(Archive is not arranged yet, i will work on it soon)
Google's
List of Top 100 Web sites :
This
is something I tried with google and got very interesting results.
If you search goggle with keyword "http"
it will give you a list of Top
100 websites with Yahoo and Google displayed on the Top of
the list.
Try
the same keyword with Yahoo,
Ilor, Hotbot
etc and you will get interesting and similar results.
Searching
WMD
When
I tried it on google, for a moment, I just couldn't decide either
its hacked page or some funny error. To enjoy few chuckles:
1. Go to google.com
2. Type "weapons of mass destruction" into the Internet
search engine
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
4. ~GRINS~
--OR--
simply click
here
Find the complete story... here
Truth
about IT consultants :
Once
upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches
to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti
shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie,
gets out and asks the shepherd: "If I can tell you how many
sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the
large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay." The
young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Webster, scans the
ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled
with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150-page report
on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says,
"You
have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers, "That's
correct, you can have your sheep." The young man makes his
pick and puts it
in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks:
"If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to
me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not?" The
shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant."
"How did you know?" asks the young man. "Very simple,"
answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being
called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already
knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business..
Now can I
have my dog back?"
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